Playdoh comes in many diffeent colours
in any colour you could ever dream
you can get it in orange or purple
or red, or blue, or yellow, or green
it always seems to end the same in our house
it's enough to make a Daddy frown
it turns a sort of greyish orange colour
but I guess that's better than it being brown
Because they don't really make brown playdoh
It's just something that they wouldn't do
Perhaps that's because brown playdoh
Might look a little bit like...
you can make some cool shapes from playdoh
like sausages or circles or squares
just make sure you tidy up after
or you could vatch somebody unawares
the other reason for no brown playdoh
is the fear that it instills in me
when I find a rogue, abandoned sausage
hiding underneath the seatee
Because they don't really make brown playdoh
There's never really been much call for it
Perhaps that's because brown playdoh
Might look a little bit like...
this is my song about playdoh
written for my friends and family
a silly little song about playdoh
but there's a moral to this story
don't ever trust brown playdoh
if you find any just leave it there
you should only move brown playdoh
if you find it hiding in your underwear
Because they don't really make brown playdoh
So I've got some advice to tell
If you should play with brown playdoh
It'll make your fingers smell
